Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
Then you would have loved the stip where Pig and Rat were at the aquarium and Pig was singing, “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie...” He gets interrupted by Rat who says, “Do you have to sing? Some of us are trying to enjoy looking at the fish.” Pig points at a snakelike creature which has just popped its head up and says, “What’s that?” Rat says, “That’s a moray.”
Last panel has Rat standing on the author’s desk saying, “Please die!!!”
Yes!
And I have a bucket of it in my spare room.
Oh, that is sooooo cute!
Catz are not really our friends, are they?
Tigger and Ninja are our friends, but Squeak and Fluffy are in my allowance for doubtful accounts.
I like your phrasing!
I got the girls’ passport pictures made this morning, in aid of their going to Europe with my mother in the fall. Now I need to read the directions for the rest of the process!
But first, brush my teeth and vacuum the living room.
LOL!
Catz truly believe they are superior.
After all, how is it that we squeaking pink and other colored furless things cannot understand a simple ‘Meow’?
Why, preposterous!
So catz attempt to teach us what it means, usually by bringing us hideously mangled morsels and attempting to get us to cavort in thickets tat are way too full of wood and not enough empty space for us to cavort in.
[NiMH fully expected us to follow him into the woods and hunt birds with him. He was crushed to find that we must truly be defective and broken.]
1850
January 26 - 1st German-language daily newspaper in U.S. published, New York City
February 5 - Adding machine employing depressible keys patented, New Paltz, New York
March 16 - Nathaniel Hawthorne’s “Scarlet Letter” published
April 4 - City of Los Angeles incorporated
April 15 - City of San Francisco incorporated
June 6 - Levi Strauss made his 1st blue jeans
July 14 - 1st public demonstration of ice made by refrigeration
September 9 - California becomes 31st state
September 28 - U.S. Navy abolishes flogging as punishment
I’m almost done packing. I washed clothes this morning and then drove over to see my daughter. (It is SO nice to have a vehicle!)
I was going to dry the clothes in the dryer, but didn’t want to spend the time or the money, so they are hanging in the doorways! They are almost dry, though, so before I go to bed, I can fold them and put them away.
In all this flurry and the preparations, I have forgotten to take my vitamins two days in a row. My bad. I KNOW I have to take them, and somehow, they seem to keep a relapse at bay. I think I need a “Minder.” Or maybe a “Handler” is a better word. ;o]
When you see Jamie, tell her I love my hair! And thank her again for me! (And thank YOU!)
An interesting year!
I’ll text Jamie and let her know.
I’ve painted my fingernails orange to match my short dress.
You go girl! All but the right index finger is intact on my hands, but if I can find the kit or the right right stuff from Sally Beauty Supply, I can do them myself. I really like the gels! Much stronger than my own nails but not as much of a hassle as acrylics.
It’s just too bad this had to happen before a funeral, where I will be facing strangers... :o|
They probably won’t be checking to see if your nails are complete, unless you ask them to ;-).
LOL!
I think of that, but then, the E-Vil twin says, “But what if they DO check?” :o]
I’ll just tell them my index finger was amputated at the nail bed... *snirt*
You could wear gloves.
LOL!
And cover up the other beautiful nails??? Not likely!
Besides, when I’m on the podium, delivering the minor eulogy, no one will see anything but my head and shoulders and a disembodied hand reaching for the tissues at the right or left of the mike.
UNGH! I just realized I will be involved in the viewing...*sigh*
(heart) (breaking)
If you had hung your clothes on the doorways of the vehicle they’d be dry already.
Just say, "I have to keep this one short so I can protect myself." Then take a quick look over your shoulder, say "Excuse me," and walk quickly toward the exit.
Just because it's a funeral doesn't mean you can't enjoy yourself a little bit.
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