There's this drunk in a bar and it's just him and the bartender.
The drunk wants another drink but is out of money.
The drunk offers to sell the rights to some music he wrote for the price of another drink.
The bartender isn't going to be cheated so he tells the drunk to play it on the piano and if he likes it he gets his drink.
Drunk proceeds to play this fantastic tune that the bartender had never heard.
Bartender pours him a drink... and asks, why haven't you sold this to a music publisher... Drunk says he's tried but the music keeps being rejected.
Bartender asks: What is the name of the song? Drunk answers, it's "I love you so F'ing much I can't Sh_t."
:) LOL! Yea, he should refine the title a bit.