[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Read this -

http://www.miamiherald.com/2009/02/11/427603/dave-barry-a-journey-into-my-colon.html

[upchuck]

That is absolutely hilarious! I had read it some time back. I mentioned it to the butt Dr. and he said he’d never read it. I took him a copy the day of the procedure.