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To: cracker45
I think I can handle the competition of an Eskimo woman. Goodness, one asset I can claim is that I have all my teeths.

You could be grateful that you didn't get snatched up in a Rendezvous with obligations....if you get my drift. :)

♩♪♫♬ Diamonds sparkle like the snow.....sparkle....sparkle....♩♪♫♬

134 posted on 03/23/2013 6:11:56 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Daffynition

DANG! How did you know she was missing half her teeth?? She did claim to have other assets though, including recent running water and indoor bathroom facilities, and promised to keep a warm fire going for me all winter long! Of course that required me to sign over my SS check to her every month...

JC


135 posted on 03/24/2013 2:07:38 AM PDT by cracker45
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