You could be grateful that you didn't get snatched up in a Rendezvous with obligations....if you get my drift. :)
♩♪♫♬ Diamonds sparkle like the snow.....sparkle....sparkle....♩♪♫♬
DANG! How did you know she was missing half her teeth?? She did claim to have other assets though, including recent running water and indoor bathroom facilities, and promised to keep a warm fire going for me all winter long! Of course that required me to sign over my SS check to her every month...
JC