Yes, Duh.
He has this permanently vacant expression on his fuzzy little face.
If it can get him into trouble, he is drawn to it like a moth to flame.
There will be a crash noise, something hits the floor, and one panicked and horribly confused cat will be nearby going, “What do you mean I can’t walk across plants as if they’re all made of steel?”
This is going too far for comfort .. like a bridge too far. To save face am going to go dunk myself under the water.
You have plants and felines? I thought they were mutually exclusive until we started growing cat grass. (Oat grass and some other kind.) Other plants and knick nacks (sp?) weighing less than five pounds each have a very limited lifespan here.