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To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare
it's your own fault for careening through the Asteroid Belt at such breakneck speed.

Harrumph...I'd been braking since halfway from Alpha Centauri.
Coming through the Asteroid belt ,sub-light speed, set the Navicomp for re-entry over China and a landing at Gatwick Airport.
Next thing ,crunch all airbags deployed and Kudzu entangling everything.
Out of the Darkness came a voice.....Would you like a coffee?

349 posted on 03/16/2013 12:18:50 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: moose07; Darksheare

You certainly got your bearings in a hurry, Moose. For that, I am glad. Of course, if you need to relax a little, you may join me in the Library. (I’ve been apart for a long time...) In winter, the fireplace blazes (though not with real fire...consumes too much oxygen) and there are furs and plush furniture (NOT Darksheare Brand) to relax on, and the food and drink is ready at the touch of a button.

And Darksheare’s coffee hasn’t made it here. Yet. But I think it won’t be long. I can hear some faint gurgling noises among the stacks of bookshelves...

I guess after almost 10 years, that is to be expected. His coffee has a tendency to “seep.”


353 posted on 03/16/2013 12:29:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: moose07; Darksheare
"Harrumph...I'd been braking since halfway from Alpha Centauri.

Coming through the Asteroid belt ,sub-light speed ..."

Orbital alignment only happens once every four years. By interesting coincidence, that's the distance to Alpha. Did you forget we were here?

You need to update your Solar System Inter-Planetary Superhighway Positioning Device.

The update's free with every take-out cup of Darks' Extra Blend Coffee, (try to drink it quickly before the cup dissolves).

357 posted on 03/16/2013 12:45:40 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Going viral -- Put your faith in your Church, and your doubt in your Government's "Good Works".)
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