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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: TheOldLady

I’m certain that I can be incredibly annoying if given an adequate stimulus! Lay it on me, sista!


841 posted on 03/19/2013 5:53:46 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks, TC. Since my niece talked to me two days ago, crying, I did a lot of thinking, and tried to figure out ways to help her without being up to my armpits in drama.

1. I can’t help her by moving in, even though she has the room for me.
2. I don’t need to drive all over creation to try and tell her how much I love her and her family.
3. I gave her solutions to ALL of her problems if she were willing to accept them.
4. She is willing to listen to me, and has thought of the very solutions I suggested, but just needed to know that her thoughts were valid.

In the meantime, her kids (15 year old Nate and 4 year old Mattie) love the Auntie without reservation.

Picture this: Nate crawled out of his “man cave” and parked his lanky body on Auntie Nana’s lap, and gave me a hug to beat all hugs. He would have stayed there until Hell Froze Over, but his mom and I went shopping with the Little Redhead.

Life is good!


842 posted on 03/19/2013 5:56:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: no-to-illegals

Thank you, n2i. I’m intact at this point. That is most certainly because of you!!!


843 posted on 03/19/2013 5:56:52 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m glad you’re on (what seems to me) the right page! My inclination is to do everything for everyone, but I’m 46 and in astoundingly robust health, not older with a chronic condition to slow me down. And even then, the Crash sometimes hits!

Trips to the mall and nail salon are on the Airfare Fund, which has a Frivolous Activities subtopic, with any remainder to the “Vacation with Anoreth” fund. We want you to have a really vacationistic good time!


844 posted on 03/19/2013 6:04:47 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Another Catholic Pope! It must be some kind of conspiracy!" ~Homer_J_Simpson)
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To: Monkey Face

And with that, I’m off for the night. Because I want to be. So, don’t hate me because I’m beautiful!

LOL!


845 posted on 03/19/2013 6:06:23 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

We love you because you’re beautful (as a convenient one-word description). Have a good night!

I have to be up egregiously early to get the next Envirothon group underway, but at least I have clothes out so I don’t have to do it in my Angry Birds pajama pants. “Holy People of Walmart, Batman!”


846 posted on 03/19/2013 6:08:42 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Another Catholic Pope! It must be some kind of conspiracy!" ~Homer_J_Simpson)
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To: Darksheare

Yes, angry mythical creatures afflicted with BBQ sauce coating are not entirely unable to ignore it. Now they are even more irritable. If they can’t take this sort of sauce in stride, they need to be relegated to the scrapheap of whatever incapable entities are relegated to the scrapheap of. No kiddin’.


847 posted on 03/19/2013 6:10:15 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Tax-chick

I have always been a “giver,” which means that “takers” are on the lookout for me.

My niece, bless her heart, is disappointed in her mother (my sister) and has, for the first time in her life, trusted a mother figure. (Me.)

And she thinks TC is an awesome friend that she would like to meet one day, just to thank you for being so kind to me. I can give you the info through the back channels, if you want. But FYI: Her Auntie Nana is “perfect.” LOL!

I will try very hard to accept the ministrations of the Nail Salon, and enjoy my trip to the Mall. My niece would expect no less of me! (But I can’t come home without something for the Natester and the Little Redhead.)

Any time out of Vegas Valley is Vacation Time! LOL!


848 posted on 03/19/2013 6:17:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face
(But I can’t come home without something for the Natester and the Little Redhead.)

Of course! Bill, the Fashion Icon, shops at Hot Topic, fwiw. And the nail salon is supporting our local Vietnamese Evangelicals and gives me an excuse ;-).

849 posted on 03/19/2013 6:19:29 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Another Catholic Pope! It must be some kind of conspiracy!" ~Homer_J_Simpson)
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To: Tax-chick

Unnngh!

Need more Restorative!

“Early” is relative...0500 is “on time.”

XOXO


850 posted on 03/19/2013 6:20:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

Foo. 5:00 is early, compared to the Rest of the Family!


851 posted on 03/19/2013 6:21:29 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Another Catholic Pope! It must be some kind of conspiracy!" ~Homer_J_Simpson)
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To: Tax-chick

I predict great success in life for Sally. Her communication skills sound superior and her intellect seems very competitive.


852 posted on 03/19/2013 6:22:06 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Tax-chick

I blend in with the local “color.”

And there is no way I will refuse something suggested to me.

My poor niece thought I was going to NC “for good!” I had to reassure her that I really DID have priorties! LOL!

She thought my SUV was the “cutest little suv” she had ever seen, and wanted to know if she could “baby-sit” it while I was in NC! LOLOL!


853 posted on 03/19/2013 6:24:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Silentgypsy

Sally is really good with people, of all ages from the elderly to babies, and there are a lot of careers where that is important. Nursing, for example, or anything to do with caring for the elderly. We have Middle Child issues with her, “What can I do to get attention?” but she has a really good heart.

To this point, she hasn’t been a “good tester,” but I think she can be if it matters, just as Anoreth pulled it together to give the Coast Guard the scores they wanted.


854 posted on 03/19/2013 6:28:26 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Another Catholic Pope! It must be some kind of conspiracy!" ~Homer_J_Simpson)
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To: NicknamedBob

I usually have a crick in my neck. Happy to watch them!


855 posted on 03/19/2013 6:28:44 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Darksheare

Faint of heart, aren’t they? Judge-eating rugs and universal solvent coffee shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone nowadays. Hmph.


856 posted on 03/19/2013 6:30:40 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Monkey Face; All

You can do it! Someday I’ll tell you about the most influential persons in my life. This sounds like your golden opportunity—your purpose—your calling. I’ll shut up now.
G’night ‘Face! G’night, FRiends!


857 posted on 03/19/2013 6:33:29 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Tax-chick

I was a middle child, and Sally should wear the title with pride! I will be more than happy to mentor her while I am there. And after, if the need arises.

And for now, I’m off to bed. Tomorrow is another day...she sez...:o|


858 posted on 03/19/2013 6:33:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

Oy, no kidding on bedtime.


859 posted on 03/19/2013 6:34:55 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Another Catholic Pope! It must be some kind of conspiracy!" ~Homer_J_Simpson)
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To: Silentgypsy

I don’t look for “golden opportunities;” I am available for those who need whatever help I can give at the time “whoever” needs it. It doesn’t matter if they are family or strangers: If I have it, and I see a need, I give it. There is nothing more in life.

Material goods, comfort, “advice,” I have it, and I can give it. I have given away much more than I will ever again have. And though there are times I regret the “gift,” I understand that to “give til it hurts” is an awesome adage. There are many things that I “regret” giving up, but I understand that the pain is part of “the Giving Process.”


860 posted on 03/19/2013 6:43:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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