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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Society; Weird Stuff
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To: Silentgypsy; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob; LibreOuMort

Most rogue appliances are kept in the Lower Levels, where the dwarfs, and zombies carry out their work. The dust bunnies and the basilisk are one level below that. The walls and doors down there tend to shift, so please, don’t go down there without a guide. One with a map and a whip.

The Library is fairly high in the castle, and there used to be a Widow’s Walk where a certain piper could do his piping. That is seldom used, now, except for an occasional melancholy person or two.


501 posted on 03/17/2013 7:42:16 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: no-to-illegals

Good morning!

And *HUGS* backatcha!


502 posted on 03/17/2013 7:43:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

{{{HUGS}}}


503 posted on 03/17/2013 7:44:54 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy; Darksheare

It’s unclear why we’re suddenly having issues with the laundry machines. They were very good for a long time. Could be nanites, could be spiders ... or maybe someone’s experiments produce an electromagnetic aura with unforseen properties.

If your clothes look like they’ve been beaten on a rock in the moat ... well, we’re doing the best we can with what we have to work with.


504 posted on 03/17/2013 7:48:01 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Another Catholic Pope! It must be some kind of conspiracy!" ~Homer_J_Simpson)
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To: Tax-chick

[smiles]


505 posted on 03/17/2013 8:00:10 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Monkey Face

506 posted on 03/17/2013 8:02:34 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Tax-chick

507 posted on 03/17/2013 8:10:04 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Tax-chick; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; TheOldLady

Perhaps some of Darks’ dessicated coffee made its way into someone’s clothes, and the reconstitution of same caused the appliances to rebel.

And washing clothes on rocks in the moat is certainly better than the alternative...having them eaten by the washers. I mean, we’re a free society and all that, but we DO like our clothes!


508 posted on 03/17/2013 8:25:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: JoeProBono; Tax-chick; TheOldLady
Did you guys know you can't wash feather pillows?


509 posted on 03/17/2013 8:29:55 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: JoeProBono

It’s been a while since I saw that video. I’d call him Clever Cat. His owner keeps all the stolen items and invites the neighbors in to reclaim their things.

They could have a daily party and get-together for stuff recovery!


510 posted on 03/17/2013 8:42:57 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Daffynition

Never have a pillow-fight with a tornado.


511 posted on 03/17/2013 8:44:17 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Going viral -- Put your faith in your Church, and your doubt in your Government's "Good Works".)
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To: Daffynition
nor cats for that matter


512 posted on 03/17/2013 8:47:36 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

We had a cat in the dryer once, for a couple of THUDs. She was *very* angry.


513 posted on 03/17/2013 8:50:49 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Another Catholic Pope! It must be some kind of conspiracy!" ~Homer_J_Simpson)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Darksheare; Dead Corpse

Mmmm... I love Darks’s coffee! I’m dringink; asmoie rite noaow. Unnnggghhh.


514 posted on 03/17/2013 9:10:11 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Daffynition

Try “delicates” cycle next time?


515 posted on 03/17/2013 9:11:44 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

LOL!

You may have my share!


516 posted on 03/17/2013 9:30:13 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face; TheOldLady

I prefer weak coffee. Just over a potful is my limit.


517 posted on 03/17/2013 9:32:08 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Going viral -- Put your faith in your Church, and your doubt in your Government's "Good Works".)
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To: moose07

We still have the pottle, but we call it a half gallon...


518 posted on 03/17/2013 10:44:28 AM PDT by null and void (If the government is so worried about civil disturbance, why are they working so hard to disturb us?)
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To: JoeProBono

Some day I may post my bungie jumping picture...


519 posted on 03/17/2013 10:45:56 AM PDT by null and void (If the government is so worried about civil disturbance, why are they working so hard to disturb us?)
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To: null and void

You have a jumping bunji? (bungie, to Americans)


520 posted on 03/17/2013 10:48:34 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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