Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Most rogue appliances are kept in the Lower Levels, where the dwarfs, and zombies carry out their work. The dust bunnies and the basilisk are one level below that. The walls and doors down there tend to shift, so please, don’t go down there without a guide. One with a map and a whip.
The Library is fairly high in the castle, and there used to be a Widow’s Walk where a certain piper could do his piping. That is seldom used, now, except for an occasional melancholy person or two.
Good morning!
And *HUGS* backatcha!
{{{HUGS}}}
It’s unclear why we’re suddenly having issues with the laundry machines. They were very good for a long time. Could be nanites, could be spiders ... or maybe someone’s experiments produce an electromagnetic aura with unforseen properties.
If your clothes look like they’ve been beaten on a rock in the moat ... well, we’re doing the best we can with what we have to work with.
[smiles]
Perhaps some of Darks’ dessicated coffee made its way into someone’s clothes, and the reconstitution of same caused the appliances to rebel.
And washing clothes on rocks in the moat is certainly better than the alternative...having them eaten by the washers. I mean, we’re a free society and all that, but we DO like our clothes!
It’s been a while since I saw that video. I’d call him Clever Cat. His owner keeps all the stolen items and invites the neighbors in to reclaim their things.
They could have a daily party and get-together for stuff recovery!
Never have a pillow-fight with a tornado.
We had a cat in the dryer once, for a couple of THUDs. She was *very* angry.
Mmmm... I love Darks’s coffee! I’m dringink; asmoie rite noaow. Unnnggghhh.
Try “delicates” cycle next time?
LOL!
You may have my share!
I prefer weak coffee. Just over a potful is my limit.
We still have the pottle, but we call it a half gallon...
Some day I may post my bungie jumping picture...
You have a jumping bunji? (bungie, to Americans)
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