They are kinda small but BMW makes trucks.
Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Our personal history explains a lot about each of us.
With the right writer, every life can be as interesting as a great novel. After all, nobody in “Anna Karenina” really does anything worth mentioning. I’m starting Disc 20; nerdy Levin’s crazy brother just died from tuberculosis.
The late Igor’s personal history is 300+ pages, typed as it was in the late ‘80’s. When I take it to Kinko’s for final publication, it may be 50 pages less, and in a smaller format, (now on 8” X 11” pages) and it will be an easier read, eyes-wise.
I need to get his published before I do my own. When you read it, you will understand why.
Well, hurry, hurry!
yep, a given.
It is a good day to be alive, and so good to see you too.
I love carbon footprints. Life forms exist when there is carbon in abundance.
The last batch of them you gave me jettisoned themselves on the last mission. They thought they were escaping to eat the ship out from under me. I outran them with the ship. Do we have any more of the little critters? Intend to use them as a weapon against the Borg.
Pat may be a silicon-based life form, but I’m pretty sure the rest of us are high in carbon.
Pat doesn’t have his own cat, but he has a good relationship with Jake and Shannon. He stares fixedly at them and lectures. Like Data.
Pat is currently watching a series of college lectures on physics, because he wants to learn how to time travel. It shouldn’t be too difficult for him, considering that he can make himself invisible with no previous physics instruction.
He complained about this the entire time, even after I’d suddenly realized that I was driving a diesel. Oh well.
I also had to explain that the truck didn’t have heat or air conditioning, because my old Ford didn’t, but that the power windows worked excellently well, unlike in the Neon.
If he didn’t like your truck, he should have brought his own vehicle on the Sahara expedition. Maybe a Range Rover; they are Fabulous.
I deduce that you watched “Sahara” in your sleep.
I had a van once that could hold at least one of those in the back. Maybe two if I took out all the seats.
I did. He complained the entire time about the truck and that I didn’t take the BMW while I was trying to figure out what BMW he was talking about. Explaining that I had never owned a BMW didn’t seem to be working at all.
Not the best trip I have ever dreamed about.
I saw some 19 year old kid driving a Range Rover yesterday. I was annoyed.
Then again if I owned one I’d probably be so busy playing with all the electronic things inside that I’d never drive it anywhere. I’d just sit in it and fiddle with the heated massage seats and the front and rear camera views.
On the other hand if I had that much money I would buy a Jaguar F-type, not a Range Rover.
It must have been your Grandad’s BMW. It was nice, although he won’t be buried with it as he had planned: too expensive. Mom sold it when he couldn’t drive anymore.
Dad moved into the “Memory Care” unit, next to Freedom Point, this week. Mom couldn’t watch him all the time anymore: she needs to sleep. She got him a plush cat, and he can visit Polly and also Mary’s cat. Mary has the Jaguar, as well as a nice cat.
That must be it.
When I die I want to be pushed into the north Atlantic inside whichever car I currently own accompanied by all my weapons.
If I have more than one car it can be the most expensive one.
They are kinda small but BMW makes trucks.
Wow a BMW El Camino.
Way cool, does BJ Clinton have one?
Aussie Ute. Sort of like an American El Camino.
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