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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: TheOldLady; Monkey Face
These pictures .. from Face be hanging me to drooling. Me and meself wants to show these pictures to I, am and thought. What you say Face? May I share?
3,401 posted on 04/04/2013 4:12:47 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

He only drools when he’s in a relationship with a blanket. Hopefully it won’t be that cold!

We don’t have the cat food in the sunroom, since Ash died, so he won’t walk over you getting to the bowl at least. You could even shut the door!


3,402 posted on 04/04/2013 4:14:06 PM PDT by Tax-chick (That sound? It's either the love call of the sand-squid, or my son playing the guitar.)
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To: Monkey Face

I looked, no spiders, in that bikini!


3,403 posted on 04/04/2013 4:15:11 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick

But ... But ... But .. I likes to stare!


3,404 posted on 04/04/2013 4:16:07 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Put away the telescope, the curvature of the earth is in the way, anyway!


3,405 posted on 04/04/2013 4:16:59 PM PDT by Tax-chick (That sound? It's either the love call of the sand-squid, or my son playing the guitar.)
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To: Tax-chick

I agree there be curvature.


3,406 posted on 04/04/2013 4:19:06 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

you didn’t tell me you were on the stage ... first lady pictured ... Face Found you ... cannot hide from me ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvBJLZPB7M8&playnext=1&list=PLCBB19BA1B2999E19&feature=results_main


3,407 posted on 04/04/2013 4:23:43 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: TheOldLady; no-to-illegals

NtI is my favorite ...ummm... whatchamacallit?

I wouldn’t dare harm him. *crossing fingers behind back*

I mean, after all, I DID invite him to the UT...before I knew what he was capable of... *shudder*


3,408 posted on 04/04/2013 4:27:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face
...before I knew what he was capable of

yea ... but you sent the picture.

3,409 posted on 04/04/2013 4:30:36 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick

Whoa. My bad. I had forgotten that Ash won’t be there to lick my fingers in the hopes of some forgotten food morsel...

I will have my jammies on, so “that cold” is relative! I just need a pillow and a blannie, and I’m good to go!


3,410 posted on 04/04/2013 4:30:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

Bad Bad BAAADDD to the Bone.


3,411 posted on 04/04/2013 4:32:15 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

Yes, no Ash to grin over any possibility of meat ... but Jake is very fond of meat.


3,412 posted on 04/04/2013 4:32:31 PM PDT by Tax-chick (That sound? It's either the love call of the sand-squid, or my son playing the guitar.)
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To: TheOldLady
Exactly! If... If only I could cheat without dire consequences.

If only it worked that way, eh?

3,413 posted on 04/04/2013 4:32:43 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: Darksheare; All

Thank goodness.

Soon enough he will understand computers better than I do.


3,414 posted on 04/04/2013 4:33:15 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: fanfan

There be bugs and cameras


3,415 posted on 04/04/2013 4:34:58 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Ohyah...that was me in my other life. Thanks for finding the clip. My kids will be forever ... gruntled.


3,416 posted on 04/04/2013 4:35:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Tax-chick

Jake igged me last time, and Shannon hid. At least the Byos liked my lap in church... ;o]


3,417 posted on 04/04/2013 4:36:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

Jimmy send a message ... Foxy!


3,418 posted on 04/04/2013 4:36:36 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

I sent the picture thinking I had met a true gentleman, who never tells... *sigh*

(Re-thinking the inborn “goat-roper” attitude in the males I grew up with. At least I knew where I stood...)


3,419 posted on 04/04/2013 4:38:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face
Me and meself down on knees. I, am and thought wonder what the heck? Me and meself just grinnin'
3,420 posted on 04/04/2013 4:38:33 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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