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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: Tax-chick
hairspray

proper name ... man repellent.

3,281 posted on 04/04/2013 8:45:56 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Some brands will also remove permanent marker from most surfaces ... but some won’t.


3,282 posted on 04/04/2013 8:46:50 AM PDT by Tax-chick (That sound? It's either the love call of the sand-squid, or my son playing the guitar.)
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To: Tax-chick

Yes ma’am: Roy Clark the musician. And Adrienne Barbeau of “Swamp Thing” fame. And something else, I’m sure.

She has a beautiful voice!


3,283 posted on 04/04/2013 8:48:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

We had an 8-track tape of Roy Clark. I can sing many of his hit songs!

Adrienne Barbeau was in lots of television comedies. I don’t recall knowing she could sing, though.


3,284 posted on 04/04/2013 8:50:20 AM PDT by Tax-chick (That sound? It's either the love call of the sand-squid, or my son playing the guitar.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m better today, but depressed. I usually am, the day after payday, when I realize I’ve been so diligent in paying my bills that I’ve left nothing for myself and incidentals. Not to mention food...:o| (Too much month left at the end of the money.)

I’ll feel better in the morning. Maybe.

I was so tired yesterday, I almost fell asleep sitting here.

Kathleen was inconsiderate in biting you. Perhaps she preferred rainbow digestive incidents?


3,285 posted on 04/04/2013 8:52:25 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: no-to-illegals; Tax-chick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13cS7oQwCHc

I know of some raccoon repellant.


3,286 posted on 04/04/2013 8:52:32 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Tax-chick

Musta been invisible hair spray, like the invisible deodorant: You spray it on and no one knows where the body odor is coming from.


3,287 posted on 04/04/2013 8:53:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Tax-chick

I didn’t know she could sing (or dance) until we saw her with Roy Clark. That’s an evening I doubt I’ll ever forget.


3,288 posted on 04/04/2013 8:55:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

It was a brown crayon.

I fell asleep on the sofa yesterday afternoon. I may provide some mindless entertainment for the offspring so I can nap when I put Kathleen to bed.

I understand the day-after-payday feeling! I’ll send you a little something in a few days, when I see what’s cleared through our account. Sometimes I get unpleasant surprises!


3,289 posted on 04/04/2013 8:55:49 AM PDT by Tax-chick (That sound? It's either the love call of the sand-squid, or my son playing the guitar.)
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To: Monkey Face

Back in the day, most performers were trained to sing and dance, even if they weren’t great at it. I often notice how clutzy many of today’s actors are in comparison.


3,290 posted on 04/04/2013 8:57:17 AM PDT by Tax-chick (That sound? It's either the love call of the sand-squid, or my son playing the guitar.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL Dark ... works better than man repellent.


3,291 posted on 04/04/2013 9:01:45 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick

The only think I remember Adrienne Barbeau from was “Maude.” I’ve been trying to forget “Maude” for decades.


3,292 posted on 04/04/2013 9:03:34 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Next video in that series says it is bold yet sassy.


3,293 posted on 04/04/2013 9:07:06 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
Rush just said ESPN may walk away from zer0 and pop culture. Rush says he is not trying to be funny.
3,294 posted on 04/04/2013 9:11:36 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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btw ... Rush may not have seen the video of zer0 throwing a baseball.
3,295 posted on 04/04/2013 9:12:39 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Hunh, wonder why ESPN would do that, it’s been SUCH a lovely partnership for them.
*snort*


3,296 posted on 04/04/2013 9:12:40 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
I may have to move oveur to the Rush thread. Am is off topic.
3,297 posted on 04/04/2013 9:14:08 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

We have a topic?
*scratches head. Consults clipboard*
*flips several pages. Gets confused*

We have no topic!
What a horribly put together thread that we have no topic!
Terrible, terrible.

Actually, it can be discussed here as well since the Undead Thread has no topic as such.


3,298 posted on 04/04/2013 9:16:29 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
10-4
3,299 posted on 04/04/2013 9:17:50 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare
At least the hidden message has been found. Tuesday is somewhat related to Thursday?
3,300 posted on 04/04/2013 9:19:44 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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