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[Cajun Jihad]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?

[ArGee]

"Cheer up," he said, "things could get worse."

So I cheered up. Sure enough, things got worse.

But I hope things actually get better for you.

[Monkey Face]

For your listening enjoyment!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M1SVioazHs

[Monkey Face]

Thanks. It’s getting to the point lately, where I’m realizing I won’t be able to self-medicate to ease it, and will have to eventually call 911 to get it under control.

Stupidity on my part, for sure.

[no-to-illegals]

LOL .. forgot the demensions angle. Thanks!

Caveman to Cavewife .... Um. What these?
Cavewife to Caveman .... Ummm. Body part warmers.
Caveman to Cavewife .... Ummm. Fit Good.
Cavewife to Caveman .... Ummm. You lucky only have to wear one.

[Monkey Face]

In other news, Son has a new truck, identical to the other one, but for the color.

He sent me a text asking for info so he could apply for a loan and who does he credit with his new wheels? DiL.

The photos of the wreck are on his facebook page, but I can’t access it.

Go figger.

[JoeProBono]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC05YwDUmVg

[no-to-illegals]

We are not allowed to call 911 from this house. They disconnected our house from their system. Something about ... too many questions come out of the house and occupants. I always occupants my pants except when sleeping so am not certain why can no longer dial 911 and speak to someone. May the same fate never befall you Face, and may all your occupants be kind to you when you wear them.

[ArGee]

I tried to figger, but it don’t add up.

[JoeProBono]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vle44kNHxDg

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks T-c ... (smile) enjoying the music.

[no-to-illegals]

Quick note T-c. Got some bells and whistles on that vid. I may have a wrong setting or two here on my end. Whatever happened did not make it through. No problem. Just a heads up. Like I said may be a wrong setting or two on my end.

[Monkey Face]

If I try to figger any more, the chest pains will be back. So I’m just going to let it blow through me. I can’t change a thing, so I will have to accept it, and forgive him.

[no-to-illegals]

Sorry T-c ... typed too soon. Something else is making the bells and whistles go off and was not the vid you posted.

[no-to-illegals]

That was strange. Going to check this one more time to see if is what I think it is. Then check some others in a moment.

[Monkey Face]

Odd...I know all the words to all three songs...and the background music...

(American Bandstand, anyone?)

[no-to-illegals]

Thank You ... Great Music this AM

[Monkey Face]

Those were the days when one didn’t have to wonder what the lyrics meant, and who wrote that awfully blatant score.

Some days, it’s good to be simple.

[ArGee]

If I try to figger any more, the chest pains will be back.

I used to worry about the chest pains until I remembered I didn't have a heart.

[ArGee]

If you're tired of music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUb2-28adB0

[no-to-illegals]

Amen .. Simple ways and simple times beats cigars with wings anytime.