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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: Tax-chick

Or he imagines taht he’s driving one, lording over the hmans, meowing at everyone without acare.


2,101 posted on 03/26/2013 1:34:33 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

Looks like your typing needs help. I will loan you a white thing with no tail, to tell. She will gladly assist you in creating, er, fixing yhour typsos..


2,102 posted on 03/26/2013 1:49:23 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

I only had one cup of coffee.
And it’s not even the coffee I make.
It’s this weak stuff that I’m cursed and under orders to drink because the coffee maker is a pathetic piece of tech that cannot withstand my assaults.
*PFah!*


2,103 posted on 03/26/2013 1:51:31 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
...and macrame artist.

Hold your tongue! I happen to be an EXCELLENT macrame artist and have yet to see a Crumbleator or Stompinator.

2,104 posted on 03/26/2013 1:51:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Darksheare
Or he imagines taht he’s driving one, lording over the hmans, meowing at everyone without acare.

Why would anyone waste time lording it over humans. They are such weak-kneed, lilly-livered, spineless creatures. Or at least that race known as "Republican Congressman" is.

2,105 posted on 03/26/2013 1:53:53 PM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Tax-chick

Maybe the Kraken hasn’t invaded/infested your place because you haven’t been exposed for a lengthy time(ie: online) today.


2,106 posted on 03/26/2013 1:56:49 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

That would be Sock Orr trying to show his “artistic” side.
Considering he’s a giant creature made from rock socks, one wonders what his macrame skills really are.
I’m betting he’s not very good.
It would be like me listing an accomlishment of mine as being ‘Interior Decorator’.


2,107 posted on 03/26/2013 1:57:04 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: NoCmpromiz; Darksheare

You might fix HIS typsos, but what obout OWRS???

*sheesh*


2,108 posted on 03/26/2013 1:58:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: ArGee

Why, catz would!
If they were bipedal and had thumbs, we’d be in serious trouble until they all took a nap and catnip break.


2,109 posted on 03/26/2013 1:59:14 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
...It would be like me listing an accomlishment of mine as being ‘Interior Decorator’.

And you would be different...HOW?

2,110 posted on 03/26/2013 2:00:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face; NoCmpromiz

You know, we could charge new typo virus infectees a fee for using our intellectual property.


2,111 posted on 03/26/2013 2:00:51 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face

Exactly!
A rock creature would likely be terrible at macrame.
I am terrible at decorating.
But were I to claim I was good at it, certain members of society would fawn over my terrible decorating skills.


2,112 posted on 03/26/2013 2:02:46 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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2,113 posted on 03/26/2013 2:03:02 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Darksheare; Tax-chick; NoCmpromiz; All

And then there is The Stig. He just sits on his perch, laughing at the world, and cherking me up. He has seen the Worst life has to offer (Molting Season) and has come through it, singing his little Happy Songs of World Defeet!


2,114 posted on 03/26/2013 2:03:06 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face
have yet to see a Crumbleator or Stompinator.

You obviously have not met my grandkids...

2,115 posted on 03/26/2013 2:03:17 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: JoeProBono

That might actually survive my assault.


2,116 posted on 03/26/2013 2:03:40 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

See? Case Closed!

LOL!


2,117 posted on 03/26/2013 2:04:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

Okay, that makes sense ... or as much sense as anything else around here.

How is Mr. Bill? All licensed, inspected, insured, and copacetic with the governing authorities?


2,118 posted on 03/26/2013 2:04:02 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Stand in the corner and scream with me!)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; NoCmpromiz

“I, Stigasaurus the Magnificent, shall chirp and twitter at you all! And there is nothing you can do about it!” he snickered inside his beak befre paying absolute attention to the current show on the tube.
Those licentious “nature programs” were currently on.


2,119 posted on 03/26/2013 2:05:52 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face

We were at Petsmart on Saturday to get crickets, and they have a Sun Conure for sale. A young man came by and chirped at it, and it hopped over to the edge so the young man could scratch its feathers. Stretched a wing out, rolled its eyes up in its head and sighed ... it was like Jake in a sunbeam! “You can scratch me here ... okay, now here ... no, that’s enough, over on the other side!”


2,120 posted on 03/26/2013 2:06:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Stand in the corner and scream with me!)
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