Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Joe that looks good. May have to rethink the beer thing. Face loves it. Being I need to borrow Face’s car. I’m in full agreement with Face. MMMMMMM ... Good. Beer Butt Chicken.
uh oh ... Face I hate Beer Butt Chicken too with little faces on them. Joe that’s wrong. This is getting too complicated and Face still hasn’t let me borrow her car.
Took all morning nearly to get an invite to this party and now Madonna needs a ticket to ride and Face still hasn’t loaned me her car.
Joe you got a car? Face ain’t offered. If don’t go after Madonna soon she will throw burning rocks at me. I think Dark taught her how to make those flaming rocks.
Hold on there ... that’s cool. If pick up Madonna in that she will hold off on the rock fire.
I promise to bring back a piece of the wing if cannot get it back whole.
Since this is my first offering, Am taking your offer Joe. See you are on your way to let me borrow it. Will be waiting. Thanks Joe.
I think Madonna will be happy in that ride of Joe’s. A sharp auto if ever there was one. Your ride is great too ArGee but have to go with the first offer given. Woe is me if late to pick up Madonna. Joe if cannot give it back whole; will you accept a steering wheel?
Nobody gonna say a thing ... me and my monkey will keep quiet.
be quiet nti.
yes mam.
Socks?
I think I’ll move on to another issue. :) Shine?
That’s another one to ask ArGee about. I stayed straight yesterday, as best as know possible without getting into the shine. Well me and Papa had some shine when the terrorist was trying to get away from the critters down in the hollow. The socks and the shine tie together the story of the bed bugs. Couldn’t have done it with ArGee.
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