Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Oh, no. I'm not going there again. The last time I had an appropriate sized party the ensuing gravitational mess destroyed Krypton. Of course, it was good that Clark came here, but he was really ticked at me (lightened up because this is a family thread) and I barely survived his fury.
The flamethrower was no help whatsoever.
Let's keep this party below the mass of a small moon, shall we?
Now that it’s light here, I can report 42 and mostly cloudy, with an unpleasant north wind. My next fun thing will be going to the dentist, but I’m so tired that I expect I will (in the manner of the highly efficient Anoreth) sleep through it.
Er, correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't beer what we put in the fridge to use as bait? It's gonna be tough to get another beer without letting all the boys free.
Anyway, in that case he can't cook at the brisket BBQ event. Beer is too precious to waste that way.
I fell asleep in the dentist’s chair once. I worked nights at the time and they let me sleep because they felt sorry for me.
Thank you! Please see PM for additional info.
Joe ... I'm not certain what ArGee meant but I digress I'm not going near that refrigerator.
I’m getting up at 4:00 now, to get housework done before taking Elen to driving practice. It’s wiping me out, especially since I don’t sleep well at night no matter when I get to bed.
Lady Madonna is on her way to provide the entertainment.
ten more?
Isn’t the rule, “You torch it, you eat it”? Maybe I got it mixed up w/something else. Really having a hard time getting into gear today. The alphabet supervision and bathroom window guard should probably be delegated to n2i since he seems to be the expert on such matters.
brisket on and flamethrower is cooking the brisket. Forget your blues and come party?
At least he’s not setting the rocks on fire.
shush ... that fire on rocks thing and Face called me a rock yesterday.
Can we delegate responsibility for the guest list and invitations to you? I couldn’t begin to estimate the UTers’ mass.
No problem. We have three fridges. One to keep Delvis and Oliver contained, one for the beer, and one for the assortment of cold horses’ doovers.
I thought it was:
ex - as in "former"
spurt - as in "drip under pressure."
Ay yi yi! When’s Elen going to complete driving practice? One would think, with your schedule, that you’d sleep like a rock. I wonder what’s messing up your sleep.
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