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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: Tax-chick

Morning, T-c!


1,921 posted on 03/26/2013 6:52:16 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy

It is lovely when that happens,
The beauty of the falling snow without the problems of it laying.
Must be off for a while.


1,922 posted on 03/26/2013 6:52:27 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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Getting desperate...


1,923 posted on 03/26/2013 6:52:37 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: moose07
I'm going to moose. To the horseseypital.
1,924 posted on 03/26/2013 6:53:41 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: NicknamedBob

Bummer.


1,925 posted on 03/26/2013 6:53:58 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Without an invite people drink strange things.


1,926 posted on 03/26/2013 6:55:13 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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I think am gonna be sad. I think it’s today. No invite to eat brisket.


1,927 posted on 03/26/2013 6:58:55 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

horseseypital.

Is that for you or the Equine?


1,928 posted on 03/26/2013 7:00:56 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: moose07

Thanks! Considering all the death and dying going on around me at the moment, I feel fairly good, though the sky is overcast at the moment.

It sounds as if you are almost up to your armpit in GloBull warming.

*hug*


1,929 posted on 03/26/2013 7:02:14 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: moose07
Me, Delvis, and Tricky. Wanna come with us? You ain't had no invite to eat brisket either.
1,930 posted on 03/26/2013 7:04:32 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

Since you are our resident gourmet chef, just let me know what to put in the BBQ sauce and we’ll be good to go.


1,931 posted on 03/26/2013 7:05:01 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Monkey Face; moose07

Face did that on porpoise!


1,932 posted on 03/26/2013 7:05:33 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face; no-to-illegals

My brisket is your brisket.


1,933 posted on 03/26/2013 7:06:09 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy; moose07
Silent I think was on a seahorsey.
1,934 posted on 03/26/2013 7:06:20 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Silentgypsy

Tool trolls.

I’ve seen it before.

You were wise to buy pink. Tool trolls hate pink.

Beware. They have friends who like appliances.


1,935 posted on 03/26/2013 7:06:27 AM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Silentgypsy; moose07
moose you gonna have to beg like I did ... Thanks Sg.
1,936 posted on 03/26/2013 7:07:06 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: moose07; no-to-illegals

Don’t go into the basement without plenty of juice for your flamethrower.


1,937 posted on 03/26/2013 7:07:15 AM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: ArGee
Delvis does like his refrigerator. I forget who was wise enough to trap him there.
1,938 posted on 03/26/2013 7:08:00 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; Monkey Face

Y’all can be the planning committeh. I’m not even halfway through second cup of coffee. Stayed up too late watching “Oliver.”


1,939 posted on 03/26/2013 7:08:56 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: no-to-illegals; JoeProBono

I’m the one in the sidecar. I had a lot more hair back then.


1,940 posted on 03/26/2013 7:10:05 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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