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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: no-to-illegals

I will only be happy when I get a picture of YOU in a bikini.


1,561 posted on 03/24/2013 6:46:22 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz
LOL Laz ... I don't even let my dog see that one.
1,562 posted on 03/24/2013 6:55:14 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Lazamataz
There are implications of from what I have read, on the web, you looking rather good in a bikini. Pic for pic Laz, if you have yours ready. Just joking bro ... I'm not sending that pic nowhere.
1,563 posted on 03/24/2013 6:57:07 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

BIKINI. NOW. ON THE PUBLIC FORUM.


1,564 posted on 03/24/2013 6:57:10 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: no-to-illegals

When I am in my bikini and high heels, ALL the guys take notice.


1,565 posted on 03/24/2013 6:57:47 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz; no-to-illegals; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy
"Rejoice! I'm still alive!"

I am giddy with heart trepidations.

1,566 posted on 03/24/2013 6:58:03 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Going viral -- Put your faith in your Church, and your doubt in your Government's "Good Works".)
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To: NicknamedBob
I am giddy with heart trepidations.

No, that's gas.

I get giddy when I get gas, too.

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1,567 posted on 03/24/2013 7:02:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz
You first Laz. You excited everyone here with the prospect. I'll digress to me betters. My better is you, Laz.
1,568 posted on 03/24/2013 7:04:22 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: NicknamedBob; Lazamataz

I’ll see your trepidations and, in an attempt at one-upmanship, raise you three whoppadoozielollapaluzzas.

Good to see you, Laz!


1,569 posted on 03/24/2013 7:06:52 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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besides ... my pic ain’t going nowhere.


1,570 posted on 03/24/2013 7:08:24 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Silentgypsy; Lazamataz
Laz has been challenged to show us his pic. Wonder if he will?
1,571 posted on 03/24/2013 7:09:23 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Lazamataz
my pic has received twenty million negative reviews and not one good review. How is your pic doing? Heard it was up to one billion comments .... What is negative verses positive .. likes verses dislikes on that photo of you? Just because I care about you Laz, if you will tell where the photo of you in that bikini is (have been unable to find) will click the like button.
1,572 posted on 03/24/2013 7:12:37 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals
Alright. Here I am.


1,573 posted on 03/24/2013 7:15:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz
LOL Laz. Mine is not that good.
1,574 posted on 03/24/2013 7:17:04 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Lazamataz

1,575 posted on 03/24/2013 7:17:11 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Lazamataz; Monkey Face
Laz that took some nerve. Am calling in an expert on you for verification.
1,576 posted on 03/24/2013 7:19:13 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

I think it’s my necklace that sets the whole ensemble off.


1,577 posted on 03/24/2013 7:22:09 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: JoeProBono

Two minutes late and two dollars short.


1,578 posted on 03/24/2013 7:22:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: JoeProBono; Lazamataz
Joe, just because I told Laz would like his pic, am looking for the like button ... LIKE ... and LOL
1,579 posted on 03/24/2013 7:23:42 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I’m too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I’m disco dancing

I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I’m too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

‘Cos I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I’m too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love’s going to leave me

And I’m too sexy for this thread


1,580 posted on 03/24/2013 7:24:45 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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