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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: Monkey Face

Don’t bother to check I’ve hidden that picture. Too (sigh) good for the heart-rate ... ain’t been this excited in years. That is one pretty bikini.


1,481 posted on 03/23/2013 6:21:02 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; Lazamataz

You can send whatever you want to Laz, but just remember: I’ve known him long enough to be on a First-Name basis! LOL!

You are SUCH a sweet-talker! *snort*


1,482 posted on 03/23/2013 6:21:20 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face
you forget Laz and I spoke by phone recently. I'll send the picture to Laz for his collection and you will wind up all over the Internet in that bikini.
1,483 posted on 03/23/2013 6:23:08 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face; Lazamataz

ping.


1,484 posted on 03/23/2013 6:25:36 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

WOO-HOO! Flame at last! (I mean, FAME at last!)

:o])


1,485 posted on 03/23/2013 6:26:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

{{{HUGS}}} (red faced for sure)


1,486 posted on 03/23/2013 6:27:17 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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sensing trouble on the web .. huge attack underway.
1,487 posted on 03/23/2013 6:29:56 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

I love you, man!

:o])


1,488 posted on 03/23/2013 6:33:24 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

Love you too Face. Seeing anything strange at your local. Web maybe is under attack.


1,489 posted on 03/23/2013 6:36:08 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Only things strange here are the neighbors, and very few of them have access to the Interwebs. Mostly because they don’t know how to type! LOL!


1,490 posted on 03/23/2013 6:41:24 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

you are a jewel Face and with that bikini WOW!


1,491 posted on 03/23/2013 6:54:38 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

*fluttering eyelashes*

You are SUCH a liar! But keep talking! LOL!


1,492 posted on 03/23/2013 6:58:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face
What lies? If Laz shows up he will confirm my every word.
1,493 posted on 03/23/2013 7:02:39 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; Lazamataz

Yes, I know: The first liar doesn’t stand a chance. (That’s an old navy adage...and it ain’t no BS!)


1,494 posted on 03/23/2013 7:05:25 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face; Lazamataz
If we can get Laz here he has never told a lie and you will have to confess to sending me that picture (that Hot picture of you) in that bikini. To get the truth out am pinging Laz for the truth. He knows you are twenty two.
1,495 posted on 03/23/2013 7:07:34 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

To quote the Beatles ... Baby you’re Moving Way Too Fast!


1,496 posted on 03/23/2013 7:18:25 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

You slay, me, Dude! I’m tellin’ Mom!


1,497 posted on 03/23/2013 7:22:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face
If your Mom is what fourty?, you may have to get your Grandma to get near my age.
1,498 posted on 03/23/2013 7:28:14 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Anoreth

Anything???


1,499 posted on 03/23/2013 7:28:20 PM PDT by null and void (If the government is so worried about civil disturbance, why are they working so hard to disturb us?)
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To: no-to-illegals

Mom is ageless, thanks. She loves me, though. I can feel it in the wind! ;o]


1,500 posted on 03/23/2013 7:30:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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