Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
OH, Weatherman!!! We require warm weather in North Carolina beginning April 10, 2013!!!
Someone needs to take care of this, urgently. (A cash reward is possible ...)
Actually, it has to begin here, and move east with me, in the “Lower Tier of States,” though making sure TN was included would be good on the way out, and MI on the way back... ;o]
I knit them myself.
Happy Birthday SJB!
I know, but that is what is on the original material.
And that’s what marks Popscicle Pete as a harbinger of evil.
Excellent point.
Happily...there was a day, WAY BACK WHEN, my sister and I were “Drum Majorettes” in the Annual 4th of July parade in Alaska, when it was still a territory. We had the hats with the “plumes” and the little skirts, and some batons, and I’m sure we were awesome.
But it all could have gone so WRONG! (a la Popscicle Pete...)
LOL!
I will do almost anything for money this spring and summer.
That's two weeks away!
Don't you know anything about East Coast weather yet?
(Hint: It would be unpredictable if it were two days away.)
Today I absolutely did not race a modified Honda Accord from the Parkway over the bridge into Wildwood.
And since I didn’t race I obviously didn’t win either.
Giant tires look cool, theoretically, but they actually make a car slower.
I lived in SoDak for a total of 12 months, and add to that my years in MO, IL and VA, and I’m here to tell you this: weather IS. East of the Rockies, it truly sucks most of the time.
West of the Sierras, it’s kind of sucky, and everywhere else, it takes a stout heart to endure it. Which is why I live where I do.
However, You ARE the Imperial Weatherman, and Tax-chick IS your Secretary, so I WILL expect excellent weather for the upcoming visit. Period. ;o]
How is that lion cub? Purring? Hold the little ones close and enjoy their purrs; knit their lives into yours as the little one weaves their lives into yours. In a few years there will be a most elegant tapestry full of joyfulness in the experience with a cup overflowing of memories. Savor the time together and the luck of having been so blessed. Shed a few tears if so inclined; and I shall shed one with you.
They only make the tire slower if they are inflated too much.
I'm sorry you didn't race a modified Honda Accord from the Parkway over the bridge into Wildwood. I hope your next non-race is better overall. :o]
Have no fear, sweetie. TC and I have been through this before, and we will, no doubt, go through it again after this year.
We enjoy each others’ company, and we have a really GOOD time! I love all the Tax-Chicklets.
Was not aware you both had been doing this for a while. Good for both of you! It speaks well of you both and your friendship and caring for each other. May your journey be safe, Face. Sisters in love and caring or sisters in blood or both?
I should have known. :-p
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