Why? What did Will do?
Good grief, you're annoying!! 
Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Tesla was an interesting cat, black tuxedo cat with white whiskers sprouting from black cheeks.
And these “you love me?” looks.
He did not want to come indoors, he was content with being outside.
Which is what did him in.
About the longest he came indoors for was ten minutes, and even then he stuck to the kitchen area by the door.
No just a little checking of landscape or lay of the field.
Everyone’s wearing them!
Man a cannon? That’s better than I hoped for. I meant offering to help clean the windows.
Why? What did Will do?
If you have a place to check it out, look at today's "Zits" cartoon in the paper. If you don't have a place, check out Chron.com. They have everything on their funny pages.
I think it will look familiar to you.
Don't get me started!!!
I agree ArGee or maybe I don’t. Let’s blame Will for the moment. It seems only fittin’.
Be careful running across a field or you might step in some congressional speech.
Why? What did Will do?
Good grief, you're annoying!!
I was a little slow today. Some jerk made me work.
Why aren't 'jerk' and 'work' spelled alike?
LOL! That reminds me of my much-lamented 8” plaster statue of Pope John Paul II, lost when several children who were old enough to know better played baseball in the dining room. Fortunately, we did not then have live animals in the living room, or there could have been carnage as well as (sniffle) miniscule plaster shards and (sniffle) one pathetic hand.
Give me the ball. Come on you can do it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmCu59oNNpU
We probably don’t pronounce words properly anymore. Jerk is pronounced “jerk,” but work is pronounced “werk.” I do NOT understand why work is not pronounced like “fork” work/fork.
Massively confusing. No wonder no one wants to try to learn American English.
n2i, don’t be shy, and don’t be put off by that other guy.
LOL ... Is he packing?
Well, of course, where I live “jerk” is pronounced “joik”.
bet you wouldn't say that if I said was going to divide by zer0.
:/o
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