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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: moose07
There will be a few finishing touches this evening, we will pay them the balance we owe for the job, and then finally we'll be ready for action.

This is a 2-person fortress. If we could only arm the cats, we'd have a better chance with the canon in every window. Well, maybe every other window. We have a LOT of windows.

1,241 posted on 03/22/2013 6:02:02 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Monkey Face
This was back in the day when a Commodore 64 cost $10,000.

I still remember the day I put a Compaq Deskpro 386/33 with 2MB of RAM and a 40MB HDD in the back of my car to take it to a photo shoot. The car had cost me $8,800 brand-new off the lot. The computer listed for $26,000.

1,242 posted on 03/22/2013 6:20:10 AM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: TheOldLady
This is a 2-person fortress.

When the end comes, you may find some volunteers humbly offering (begging?) to help you with the other windows.

1,243 posted on 03/22/2013 6:36:42 AM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; ArGee; Darksheare; Silentgypsy; TheOldLady; everyone
I was annoying the last time was here. Everyone has my sincerest apology. Am going to sit in the corner today, for punishment, being quiet and wearing dunce hat tilted a little to the side inviting spiders to come invade me brain. {{Slinking off to corner not to be heard from today after this post.}} TOL ... I promise not to kill the spiders. The spidey kills make great face cream. Am years younger due to the effects. Once looked older than dirt, and currently look younger than dirt due to spidey face cream.

Morning everyone.

1,244 posted on 03/22/2013 6:38:01 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Good morning, n2i! It’s so good to see you! Please don’t hide in the corner today. I haven’t seen annoyingness from you. Hope you have a brilliant weekend!


1,245 posted on 03/22/2013 6:42:20 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Tax-chick; All

Awwwwwwww. Good morning, y’all!


1,246 posted on 03/22/2013 6:46:49 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Good morning!
What one thinks are annoyances can actually be inspiration or ambience depending on the viewers state of mind.
Being that I am often manic, or is that maniac, everything can be inspiration.
Just what kind is the question.


1,247 posted on 03/22/2013 6:48:00 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

So sorry for your loss....


1,248 posted on 03/22/2013 6:49:22 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: fanfan

That is one gorgeous kitty!


1,249 posted on 03/22/2013 6:50:32 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

I’m very sorry for your loss.


1,250 posted on 03/22/2013 6:51:49 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: fanfan

Do you put little tags on their collars to separate the best-performing spiders from the not-so-hot performing ones?


1,251 posted on 03/22/2013 6:54:11 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy

He was diabetic and none of us knew it.
Thanks.


1,252 posted on 03/22/2013 6:55:37 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face

I hope you had a good night’s rest. When I read your writing, I don’t see ugly at all. Here’s hoping your weekend is wonderful and that you feel better!


1,253 posted on 03/22/2013 6:56:15 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Good morning, you!

You can’t sit in the corner with a dunce cap on your head, tilted at a rakish angle because it’s my turn for the corner.

(And I don’t like spiders.)


1,254 posted on 03/22/2013 6:57:00 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: ArGee

Well, that’s annoying, Ar!

But of course, in your case, we will make an exception and cordially invite you to come on over, grab a cannon, man a window, eat some biscuits, and watch for zombies.

We will bid you fond welcome to The Fortress.


1,255 posted on 03/22/2013 6:59:32 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Tax-chick
National Institutes for Mental Health.

Close but no cigar restorative and pretzels. (Reading posts in reverse order today to achieve a new perspective.)

1,256 posted on 03/22/2013 7:00:40 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Monkey Face; TheOldLady

I love spiders. I never go against TOL, cause she be the nicest of all spiders. Face, you gonna get me in trouble for speaking out of the corner. It’s my corner, I deserve to be here.


1,257 posted on 03/22/2013 7:02:20 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Not to be insulting, but you’re not the least bit annoying, and if the spider face cream is helping you all that much, it’s okay by me.

Please do speak out at will. And please try to annoy at least me today. What would the world be if no one ever annoyed anyone?

Chaos, I tell you! Chaos.


1,258 posted on 03/22/2013 7:02:54 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Silentgypsy

You didn’t see Ugly because I took it to bed before it could show up. Thanks for the vote, though. ;o]


1,259 posted on 03/22/2013 7:03:01 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: TheOldLady; everyone
Look everyone TOL is correct; with spiders we can take over .. here’s proof .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wdqsQXQKYw .. and the face cream ... think of all the face cream being made.
1,260 posted on 03/22/2013 7:09:56 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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