Father ; Was it Mary Margret?
Boy: No, the girl I slept with was some one else
Father : Well then was it Peggy Callahan?
Boy: I’ll never tell, Father.
Father: Alright then Thomas, Say three hail Mary’s
Later -
Sean - So how’d confession go with Father Flannigan. He can be TOUGH!
Thomas: Not bad actually. I got off with three hail mary’s and found us a couple of dates for Saturday night !