We at the Super Cheap Single Payer Health Care System (SCSPHC) have reviewed your need for life saving surgery and have determined you are too old, too unimportant, too risky, or on our political kill list. Your surgery has been denied. But the wonderful news is you have been placed on the Comfort Care Plan, which consists of 2 aspirin a day and a I LOVE Obama Hypoallergenic pillow with 100% egyptian cotton pillowcase (your choice of color- blue or light blue). Thank you for paying your Super Cheap Single Payer Health Care System (SCSPHC) bill in a timely manner all these years.
Sincerely,
The SCSPHC board of appointed anonymous people
Sounds like a normal letter people get every day now from the wonderful private insurance carriers.