I have a pretty good idea where its brain is located.
Well, at least we know what religion they probably are.
When first viewing the Dubbed SparticusBranchiness Tennis worm fossil Dr. Vilehelm Martin St. StuBen Eaton slapped his forehead and exclaimed, “It’s so simple...dots...circles...dots, why didn’t I see the acorns evolving into oaks.”
“I don’t know sir, but it looks like a giant...”
“DICK”
“Yaa”
“take a look out at starboard”
“OH ma God, it looks like a huge...”
“PECKER, wait, that’s not a wood pecker, it looks like someone’s...”
“PRIVATES, we have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object, it is a long smooth shaft, complete with...”
“TWO BALLS, what is that? That looks just like an enormous...”
“WANG, pay attention”
“I was distracted by that enormous flying...”
“WILLIE, what’s that?”
“Well it looks like a giant...”
“JOHNSON”
“Yes Sir”
“Get on the hold of the British intelligence and let them know about this”
Oh my gosh. Evolutionists have found their missing link! : )
“Heh. Get a load at that guy. He can only coil it once!”