[TigersEye]

The father of all men is 340,000 years old

I bet he chased women, smoked cigars and drank whiskey every day of his life too!

[jmacusa]

“I get no respect I tell ya’’. “You know you’re old when your kids talk about ya right in front of ya’’. “What are we gonna do with Pop, Pop can’t stay here’’ “Mean while Pop’s in the corner drooling’’. No respect I tell ya.’

[Verginius Rufus]

There was a thread a couple of days ago about how eating too much bacon causes a 3% chance of premature death.

So this guy might have lived to 350,200 years if he had just cut back on strips of bacon.