[ExCTCitizen]

An archaeologist who claimed to have found the bones of Cleopatra's murdered half-sister says they are pinning their hopes on new forensic techniques to conclusively identify the remains.

Today, Obama blamed the murder on 'those evil REPUBLICANS and Tea Party Members!' according to the DRIVE BY Media..

Bill Clinton said that he would like to JUMP those bones...'Cleopatra was beautiful, so I bet her half sister was as beautiful, so I wouldn't mind having sex with them...,' Clinton said.

[Cyber Liberty]

She may be out of his “age bracket.” I think the South American mummy he was hitting on was a couple thousand years older. But then, he’d hit Monica Lewinski, so maybe he’s like Laz and will hit anything.