Asmoday and Iblis
( To remind us of this pleasant story from The Onion:[excert of this http://www.theonion.com/articles/hijackers-surprised-to-find-selves-in-hell,1445/ )
“There was a tumultuous conflagration of burning steel and fuel at our gates, and from it stepped forth these hijackers, the blessed name of the Lord already turning to molten brass on their accursed lips,” said Iblis The Thrice-Damned, the cacodemon charged with conscripting new arrivals into the ranks of the forgotten. “Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn’t seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday.”
I loved that at the time, glad you posted that link.