You'll need to complete a form TCR-DDY93X-21 and submit it as a .tiff file to Jim and John Robinson. Just to be safe, you should also CC the Sidebar Moderator by posting a vanity under "BREAKING NEWS". You will be sent an encrypted response within 24 hours notifying you of a photograph of yourself that you will have to submit to positively confirm your identification. This usually involves a small fish, a dog collar, rubber boots, and a can of Cheez Whiz. Since you'll only have 1 hour to respond, you should procure these items before you submit your form TCR-DDY93X-21.
Click here to download a copy of form TCR-DDY93X-21