I’ve got one and I’m treating her like the special lady she is. I’d slay a dragon for her.
a dragon eh? Well, you may yet be called to do as much.
Are you St. George?
http://www.backtoclassics.com/images/pics/vittorecarpaccio/vittorecarpaccio_stgeorgeandthedragon.jpg
I’m sure the feminazis will soon make it a crime for you to treat her like a special lady and slay dragons for her since chivalry and just plain masculine decency has been declared “sexist”.