I don’t even have kids. LMAO
Then make yourself feel good.....you go to aht Victorias Secret store...and you grab some thongs and lingerie and strut into that dressing room....and tell the first gal that looks at you with that nose in the air thing going on......you tell her......”IM celebrating! My 5th child just started kindergarten!” and trust me...the older “bra fitter” babes in the back, will look at you approvingly and nod....... ;-)