Please refer to this post:
My wife shall be my total servant, and shall serve me at my pleasure. I shall rule over her every waking moment, as a master oversees an abject slave. She shall be branded as my cattle, and she shall wear a shock collar, that I can cruelly 'correct' her behavior with. She shall wear a hood at all times she is not directly serving my needs, and a ball-gag at all times no matter what -- except when she needs to directly service me. She shall be kept in a small cage in the basement when not in use, and fed only scraps of lettuce, so that she keeps her figure.
Now shaddup and make me a sammich.
