High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP)
They use large antenna arrays to pump energy (high freq radio signals) into the atmosphere. Many theories as to what it does; everything from a sensing array for stealth aircraft, weather control, mind control, communications, long range sensors and more.
Many theories as to what it does; everything from a sensing array for stealth aircraft, weather control, mind control, communications, long range sensors and more.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
It also slices, dices, makes Julian Lennons!
It will get rid of that unsightly razor stubble!
It'll slice bread, onions, potatoes, garden hose and steel pipe! Without losing its edge!
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