[moose07]

Conifers are exempt from all forms of Gun-stick control through out the ‘weird world’.
They produce no Gun shaped sticks and so are considered safe to allow around Ch-ill-der-ren.
The Scots and Lebanese pines are the main exception to this rule, but they signed a non proliferation treaties with ‘Retard HQ’ back in the 80s.

The Oak is now under attack from the precessionary moth, this came from Holland and has been demonstrating on Oaks all summer with its’ ‘occupy the branches’ tactics.
The Birch is under assault ,for refusing to conform to these ridiculous laws ,by a fungus that rots its structure from within.Holland again.
The Elm was destroyed totally in the 70s by Dutch communist caterpillar action and is now extinct. This was for producing a useful fire wood.
The Yew will be next...It makes Longbows.

Trees must be protected from this stupidity at all costs!
However a gun shaped stick in the wrong hands could cause a lot of laundry.

[JoeProBono]