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To: NicknamedBob
Braces? Suspenders?

My grandfather called them galluses. That's the term I use simply to be annoying.

And the mystery of my neighbors' Giant Pile o' Rocks is solved. Workers arrived last Friday (and Saturday) and built a fairy tale stone wishing well, with a protruding lip and a shingled roof. It's right next to the diorama of Papa Smurf shooting craps with Daisy Duke at Casino Night in a scale model VFW hall.

P.S. I made up the part about Papa Smurf.

670 posted on 01/15/2013 5:56:13 AM PST by Scoutmaster (End it now (enditmovement.com))
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To: Scoutmaster
P.S. I made up the part about Papa Smurf.

Of course ... it's really Boss Hogg.

Maybe the well will become a pilgrimage site, and you can charge for parking on your lawn and also sell refreshments and tchochkes.

671 posted on 01/15/2013 6:02:03 AM PST by Tax-chick (Please explain how my being in a fuss would help the situation.)
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To: Scoutmaster

I know a guy named Smurfit, he says his wife gets some very strange looks whenever she needs to give her last name...


699 posted on 01/15/2013 8:25:01 AM PST by null and void (Confiscating guns enables tyranny. Don't enable Tyranny)
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