Never polish your jokes. That makes them too slick. You must tell them raw and unvarnished to get the best laughs. [smiles]
Gary (not is real name) a person of purposely ambiguous nationality is 83 years old ( he could also be 8) and loves to fish.
He was out on a lake sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,
“Pick me up.”
He was alone in his small boat and a few minutes rowing from shore.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,
“Pick me up.”
He looked around again carefully and there, swimming on the top was a big fat frog.
Gary said, “Are you talking to me?”
The frog said, “Yes sir, I’m talking to you.”
Pick me up, kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I’ll make your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!”
Gary looked at the frog and though for short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
The frog said, ‘What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.’
Gary opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.’