The EPA has condemned the Vatican for it's unnecessarily use of smoke to signal the results of the vote for Pope. This contributes to GLOBAL WARMING (sic) and is not a good example to set for society. We must work together to battle GLOBAL WARMING (sic). They when on to suggest that the Pope give up is pope mobile ans continue to use public transit. It was first suggested that he use a donkey but after further thought it was discovered that donkeys produce methane gas which causes GLOBAL WARMING(sic)
It sounds true to me.