Spoken like a True BelieverTM.
Good for you.
I still think it'd be hilarious to see the look on your face when you end up in the Elysian fields...
I'm not worried about that.
Spoken like a True Believer
Oh come on. I suggested there was objective fact, and you didn't ask for even one. I am confident enough in my faith to discuss ritual cannibalism or Leviticus with you. Are you confident enough in your position to address just one objective fact? Are you really forced to turn to ridicule so quickly?
"Step right up and spin the Afterlife Selection Wheel!"
I don't think pouring beer and washing up in Valhalla would be too bad, although it would be a little too much like my real life.