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To: TheOldLady; JoeProBono; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; All

Who am I and why am I up so late?


5,181 posted on 03/10/2013 7:54:36 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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Oh. Wait. I know. I got angry with a relative and decided to take a walk. On my way off the property, I met a little old lady with diabetes, emphysema/COPD, hearing loss and arthritis, and she asked if I would be so kind as to walk her to the cigarette store.

Sure. Then she wanted to go to the casino and get a cheeseburger. The casino was another two blocks farther away. But I said, “Sure.”

Ungh.

Three hours later...we are hobbling our way up the hill, (She with her cane and me with her arm to steady she and her cane) and the sun is sinking slowly into to West. It must be DST...

I’m sorry, folks, but I left her at a gazebo 100 yards from her apartment. She had just spent $140 on cigarettes, and couldn’t spring for a taxi. Go figger. And I was too tired to listen to her any more. I know I will burn in Hell for that... :o|


5,182 posted on 03/10/2013 8:02:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face
"Who am I and why am I up so late?"

If you figure that out maybe you can answer why I watched the clock roll over from 1:59 to 3:00 last night very early this morning.

It was kinda spooky-cool ...

5,184 posted on 03/10/2013 8:03:39 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (If it was good enough for the Krell, then it's good enough for me!)
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So sorry. Was out of town on Mr. Sg’s business. Please excuse and tell us how we can undo the harm we’ve done. xoxo Sg P.S. I am so upset at upsetting you. We must undo this. Ack!


5,185 posted on 03/10/2013 8:14:07 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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