[ArGee]

Mom says “I didn’t put any rice in it. Those must be maggots.” Calvin: “Yum!!!” Dad: “My turn to be sick.”

How about when mom says, "Stewed monkey heads?" Then at dinner Calvin is asking questions like, "What is this mushy stuff, is it the brains?" and Dad says, "What? I thought we were having stuffed peppers. What is this? I'm not eating it!!!"

[JoeProBono]

Being omnivorous I can eat virtually anything with the exception of raw squid in its own ink and I've tried.