This is quite a good game. I may have to work up a chart so other people can play it.
We had a kid back in 2000 who decided to try and play chicken with me on the local backwoods highway.
[Route 284, speed limit 55.]
He pulled into my lane for no reason and then sat there giggling at his girlfriend.
He never paid attention to why she started screaming and trying to leap out the rear window.
You see, he pulled this crap before and I got a “case of the ass” this time around.
So I floored it.
Once he decided to quit giggling at his girl and pay attention to the little white VW Golf that he hoped would run off the road I was already passing an unhealthy speed towards impact.
With about half a car length to go he pulls back into his lane as I scraped by.
You know what he ahd the nerve to yell out the window at me as I screamed by?
“Jerk!”
I’m told his girlfriend broke up with him later that day.
I probably need some points to me for that..
And must by needs do pennance in the dragon pens for it.