Feeling romantic, buy her chocolate, get accused of stealing her money.
Feeling romantic, take her to a nice dinner, get accused of being up to no good.
Pretty soon, get accused of neglecting her because you no longer buy her flowers, chocolate, or dinner!
Oh, and did I mention that I was giving her my entire paycheck and getting back barely enough for lunch and gas?...
Buy her a set of leather restraints and a gag. Make it clear they are for use on her else you could be in for a rough weekend.
Relationship advise is not my forte...
I can see the problem here Nully.
You are talking about your first wife. ;-)