I tell Tom, “I wish you would just have the baby already, and then you’d be more agreeable!” I think his size affects his hormone levels, because he has mood swings like a teenage girl. On the other hand, he’s always been like this, long before he was so large.
We ordered a lab coat for the science competition next weekend, and when I called the vendor to discuss the delivery date, the rep asked, “Are you sure this is the size you want? It’s really large for a student!” I told him Tom’s height and weight, and he said, “Yep, this is the right size.”
Mood swings are scary. Especially in one so young and of the masculine persuation.
“Large for a student?” What? The rep had never ordered a lab coat for an adult? Worse, had he never heard of an adult student? *shaking head*
Life is often not kind to those of lesser gifts.