Not only does the waterspout have me, am suffering from foot in mouth sickness. If everyone is placed under Oath, so help me God, their testimony and testament shall confirm, there is sickness in and out of the water. The water is not ill nor does the water need fixing. Many battles to wage. May those battles which are chosen be the ones God would have each of us choose.
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