[Dead Corpse]

I blame Darks.

Couldn’t have been me.

I checked my calculations very carefully.

Even had a yard gnome verify them for me...

Um...

[NicknamedBob]

"I blame Darks. Couldn’t have been me. I checked my calculations very carefully."

Mathematics isn't my strong suit, but I can derive a proof that Division by Zero is a bad thing.

• Point one: The President is often affectionately called "Zero", especially around here.

• Point two: His politics are essentially a game of "divide and conquer", spreading dissention across the country, and fomenting crises.

• Ergo: Division by Zero is a bad thing.