[ThomasThomas]

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was black as soot.
Everywhere that Marry went,
It’s sooty foot he put.

[moose07]

It’s a dogs delight to bark and bite ,
as it is a birds to sing.
But if you sit on a redhot brick,
it’s an early sign of spring.

[Monkey Face]

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb left its droppings.

(Apologies to Mother Goose purists.)

[Silentgypsy]

Mary had a little lamb, a little pork, a little jam,
A little ham, a little toast, some pickles and a great big roast
An ice cream soda topped w/fizz
And, boy, how sick our Mary is.