That pretty much is how they are.
“Serve me slave human or I shall grace you with a hairball!”
*Glump! Glump! Glump! Glump! GLuuuuucck! Gack!*
But master kitteh, you said “or” meaning that if I served you would stay thy hairball!
“That was a freebie human servant!”
*”retaining my dignity” nose up posture*
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2987964/posts?page=125#125
Undead has been invoked on a gibberish hread.
Only thing left to do is make it official.