“I’ll work on drawer function of your leg while my associate here will install a bridge on your teeth Mr. Achmed!”
*sounds of garbled screaming*
My daughter said the oddest thing last night.
She said, “Dad, I’d like to move out immediately, have you put all my belongings out on the curb, and be written out of your will.”
Of course, she didn’t say it quite like that. What she said was, “I’d like you to meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed.”