“When you have a really good kitteh go over that bridge, he will be waiting for you to help. “
Quick question, is Fred the Insane capable of helping?
Oh yeah, Fred the Insane “helps” all the time. He helped us get rid of a recalcitrant roll of toilet paper that was hanging in the bathroom just the other night....
He helps me find his cookie jar all the time.
He helps Miss Slippy to slip in the kitchen when she’s in there distributing the nightly snack of Boar’s Head turkey to the Catt “family.” He helps clean up the mess, too.
Fred the Insane is a very good kitteh.