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“An Un’Nion”

This plan is becoming more and more layered.
Add a couple of Carrots and the whole soup will be complete.

Lord Blackadder will be so pleased to see things are stewing properly.

So who did write Shakespeare's plays, that where performed at The Globe?

2,005 posted on 01/30/2013 9:24:59 PM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two!)
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The Un’nions had planned an invasion of Ea’rth. But first they needed a staging point that would nourish their floral bodies. They chose an insignificant black dirt community in southern New York that suited their needs, then the invasion began...
At first, no-one noticed the bulbous invaders resting in the dirt. Awaiting the signal from Tan-en-baum, their leader, to awake and begin converting the native species to fertilizer. One by one, the farmers disappeared. But then, Ortho came up with a better nutrient for the native bulbs.... And the Un’nions became overfed and went comatose. And the Orthos were the only ones who knew about the invaders..... and smiled as they ate their hamburgers with onions....


2,018 posted on 01/31/2013 6:34:26 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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