THE FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER…
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Ferrari Enzo than a Ford Escort.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the jerk’s name.
3. If you help someone when they’re in trouble, they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
Business op: put those on a BIG fridge magnet.